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Event #45 winner Jesse Rockowitz

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

Twenty-four-year-old poker online pro Jesse Rockowitz from Petaluma, Calif., obliterated a field of 3,097 players to capture the sixth $1,500 No-Limit Hold’em title (Event #45) at the World Series of Poker for a $721,373 payday. Rockowitz said initially disliked Hold’em when he first played the game. He now plays the game many hours per week. He started playing for a living in 2006. The runner up was Raymond Coburn, from Jackson, N.J. A 24-year-old poker online pro, Coburn added $446,274 to bankroll. Coburn was eliminated when Rockowitz hit two pair on the flop with seven-deuce of hearts. When Coburn hit an open-ended straight draw on the turn, all the chips went into the middle, but Coburn couldn’t catch up, and Rockowitz’s celebration began. Thiago Nishijima, from Sao Paulo, Brazil, finished third. A 31-year-old former banker turned poker pro, Nishijima hoped to become the second Brazilian WSOP (sponsored by Everest Poker) title winner in history after Alexandre Gomes became the first gold bracelet winner from South America in 2008. Nishijima earned a well-deserved $315,828. Kevin O’Dell, from Birmingham, Mich., a 40-year-old chiropractor, was fourth to cash in for $228,614. Michael Goldfarb, a 43-year old recreational player from Coral Springs, Fla., received $167,405 for fifth place. Steven Brown, a 46-year-old sportsman from Cape Town, South Africa, finished sixth for $124,006. Brown was a former table tennis champion in South Africa who started playing poker seriously about 10 years ago. haun Malough, from Port Coquitlam, B.C., was seventh, Justin Conley, a 22-year-old former student-turned poker pro from Prestonburg, Ky., was eighth, and Johan Jakobsson, a 29-year-old student from Umea, Sweden, was ninth. The top 324 finishers collected prize money. Former WSOP gold bracelet finishers who cashed in this event included: Dutch Boyd (15th), Ayaz Mahmood (55th), John “Razor” Phan (59th), Berry Johnston (121st), Tom Schneider (128th), John Juanda (297th), and Jeffrey Papola (308th). Johnston cashed for the 61st time in his career, which ranks fourth on the all-time WSOP cashes list.

Blissful times Accompanied by Sky Lanterns

Friday, June 11th, 2010

Sky Lanterns are the must-have event decoration these days, gone are the days where you could merely tie up some balloons and lay out few delicate munchies to lighten up an occassion.

Whether you set it up at home for birthdays, organise company parties or have a very good wedding to arrange, guests expect more therefore it’s up to you to design the ‘charm’ factor and make their event the one that will be highlighted from the rest. That’s where Sky Lanterns come in. Sky Lanterns are harmless and easy to use and appear glorious at all moments during the day as well night.

Words are insufficient to express their effect, you truly have to see it to believe it. Patrons tag them as glowing wishes in the sky whereas others label them the romantic alternative to fireworks. However you describe them you can be confident they are like nothing you’ve ever witnessed before.

The most popular celebration where Sky Lanterns are used is in weddings. More than ever, brides to be are continuously hunting for ideas to increase the beauty of their marriage ceremony and at the moment are turning to Sky Lanterns to help them realize this. When used at the end of the reception, sky lanterns look stunning. If you can bring together all your relatives and friends into an open outdoor area and provide them a lantern (one for each couple) to light and let loose, it genuinely creates for an impressive finish to your special day.

The guests like it too as they’re involved directly with creating the visual spectacular. Be ready to hear a lot of ooohs and ahhhs from all your guests!

Socks for My Birthday

Monday, May 31st, 2010

I can remember when I was a kid that my birthday was a big deal to me. I used to ask for so many presents from my parents that it become overwhelming. For months ahead of time I would dream about getting the toys and sports equipment and what it will be like to have them. When I was twelve I really wanted a new baseball glove for little league so that I could catch the ball every time it was hit to me. The thought of putting it on my hand and how good it would work just made life so fun. When my birthday arrived I got the glove, and I got socks. Now that I am older I am sitting here thinking about how I got socks for each of my birthdays for my whole live. It is a good thing because now that I am older my lumbar spine and the muscles are giving me problems. I wear clean socks and use orthotics for my arch support. It is nice to have these new socks because they make my feet feel solid and safe. It also helps with keeping my feet smelling good because my wife really likes that. I only like white socks and my business friends always look at me strange when I show up to meetings with black pants, black shoes, and white sock, but they are in no place to judge me.

When to Change Gears

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

When to Change Gears Changing your playing style, or “changing gears” is an invaluable tool in a poker player’s arsenal. It keeps your opponents on their guard and prevents them from knowing your cards, your motivations, and just how they should react to your actions. It’s difficult to know, however, when exactly to change gears-you’ve got a preferred style of playing online poker and it’s hard to get away from what you know, what you’ve had success with. If you change your style from hand to hand, you may keep your opponent in the dark about how you’ll play, but likewise, you won’t be aware of how an opponent is reading you, and you’ll be unaware of why they are reacting to you in a certain way. I’ve found that it’s most effective to change your style as soon as you see that your current style is starting to become transparent. I play tight online poker when I start playing at a table. When I see that my opponents recognize that and are usually unwilling to call my bets, I know that they’re ripe for some bluffing and I begin to loosen up my game. Likewise, a loose player may want to tighten his game when opponents start calling their bets.

On the Appeal of the National Lottery and Prize Draws

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

Lotteries have increasingly gotten highly popular across the world. Their popularity can be seen by how the prize draws are often on television at prime viewing times just so everybody can mark off their numbers. Nonetheless, the odds are heaped against YOU being a winner. Just because someone wins does not mean the betting odds are good. – even if you took part in the national lottery for a lifetime. The broad majority of individuals do the national lottery merely for a bit of excitement, and at the same time maintaining the dream of viably becoming extremely rich. Most people don’t only purchase a ticket – they are also buying a dream.

While such large national lotteries genuinely make it next to impossible to win for each individual, there are prize draw competitions that take place online which DO provide you with a tangible opportunity of getting your hands on some very good prizes , for example a new luxury home, a car, a holiday or in-home entertainment systems. These types of draws – while not giving you the chance to win you millions – will give you a very good opportunity of winning. To add to that, you ordinarily have to answer some questions correctly prior to being permitted into the draw itself. – so some skill is called for.

It’s good advice to view what type of competitions are already on the web. Simply enter some keyphrases into Google such as prize draw in the UK and you’ll quickly pull up a lot of competitions available for you to try out.

How to Make a Good Poker Group

Monday, April 5th, 2010

One of the most overlooked aspects of the home poker game is the players. We typically just assume that we should plan a fun little poker night with our close friends. However, this motley group of individuals that may bond outside of the casino may actually have very little in common when sat around the classic green felt. Especially when you are dealing with a clearly defined group, such as co-workers, it is hard to know about everyone else’s poker interests. Planning a poker group is actually the most important thing that you can do to make your poker night a success. I am sure that you can imagine the calamity that would result if a fresh group of poker players happened to have very different skill levels. The scenario could get even worse if players don’t actually know the rules to variations that you were keen on playing. What would you do in this senaio? You would inevitably end up with disgruntled players. The best way to avoid this issue is to think carefully before you send out the invitations. Make sure that you invite people that have similar poker interests and skill levels. A little bit of prep work can really go very far when you are planning the perfect poker group.

Omaha Hi/Lo Hand – Multiway with Allins

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

I went back to look at this poker online hand summary and tried to figure out how I could have lost my hand with such a juicy flop. Then I realized that I actually won. This is a success story. In an Omaha Hi/Lo hand I was dealt: 5h-5s-Ad-9d. This online poker hand has a decent lo, A-5, a suited ace, and a pair. I called a raise preflop and a short stack shoved to which two of us called. The flop gave me bottom set of fives with the nut flush draw. In the side pot, my poker opponent bet and I shoved. He called with a gut-shot straight draw. The short stack picked up a straight draw on the turn, but was in hoping for a lo to surface with A-2. The board actually bricked and I scooped the pot with a set of fives for hi.I couldn’t believe this as I haven’t played poker in years and its been a while since I was able to scoop up a big pot. The thought of it made me excited and brought out the inner poker instinct that I always knew I had hid away in the back of my mind.

The Best Poker Games

Friday, January 29th, 2010

The goal for any serious poker online poker player is to make as much online poker money as possible. Experienced players look for games with amateurs and weak players who don’t understand the nuances of aggression and bluffing. How do you find this type of cash poker games? In live poker rooms, it’s difficult because you seldom have a choice about where you sit since the floor manager will assign you an available seat. Until you have played a few rounds at the table, you will have no idea what about the other players’ skill level, style and tactics. However, online sites do offer far more choices and information about the table before you actually join the action. The tables that are apt to produce the biggest pots and most profits are those with passive loose callers. The way to determine if a table has these types of players is to read the statistics about the table. Look for games where there are lots of pre-flop limpers but little pre-flop raising. This generally indicates plenty of passive callers at the table. With players of this type, you can wait until you get what you know is the winning hand, then simply value bet it from any position. The goal is to keep as many players possible calling your small bets which add up to a big pot. Games with pre-flop raising indicate aggressive players who are not so easily fooled as the loose passive types.

Poker Variations

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Everybody’s heard of Texas Hold ‘Em. Here’s a look at one other popular variation of poker.

Seven-Card Stud

Seven card stud is an immensely popular variation of online poker.

Two down cards and one up card are dealt to each player. Then four more cards are dealt, three up and the last one down, with a betting turn after each card. Each player makes the best five-card hand out of the seven that they’re dealt.

Seven-Card Stud is a fun version for several reasons, not the least of which is the amount of rounds of betting. The five rounds of betting add another layer of strategy to the more common four rounds. Also, the additional round adds a bit more intrigue to the pot as well.

Strategy changes as well, since each player’s up cards gives you an insight into what each player may or may not be holding. An ability to quickly scan each player’s up cards and deduce his hole cards is a huge asset in this version of poker. Players who are used to Texas Hold ‘Em may find the lack of common cards to be disorienting, as they have to evaluate different up cards for each player, rather than the same five for each one. With a bit of practice, you should be able to pick up on the changes and adjust your play accordingly. Here are a few tips for playing poker online:

Be Patient-stud poker is all about waiting for the right hand. With the enlarged pots in Seven-Card Stud, it’s much more important to save your chips for when your hand comes. Your first three cards are essential, so don’t enter a pot unless they look like they can work together to make a hand.

Be Aggressive-Once you get a hand that looks playable, it’s time to crack down. Assert your dominance with a raise and keep the other players worried about your hand.

Be Observant-practice watching your opponents up cards. Since you don’t community cards, you need to be able to observe each player’s up cards and ascertain their hand as well as you can.

Four Reasons Online Poker Is Better than a Live Casino

Friday, September 4th, 2009

In the dark ages, before the world of online poker became as blisteringly hot and action full as they are now, unless you had a great game going in town, you had to plan a trip to the casino to get any regular action. Casinos are fun for their own reasons, but perhaps many people take for granted the fact that the poker community is so blessed these days, even with the attempts at government regulation of gambling. Here’s a list of reasons why online poker is so superior to the old guard manners. And perhaps the most valuable one: you don’t have to go anywhere! You can be sitting in your underwear, it can be 3 AM half awake in bed, bleary-eyed, and you get a hankering to sit at a card table. There’s no 6 hour drive from Atlanta to Tunica, or desperate phone calls to friends to get a game together. With online poker you have a game going 24/7 and they’ll let you even come to the game naked if you so choose. No messing with chips and buy ins: Everything is automated, you don’t have to deal with cashiers and walking around and waiting in line for a seat, etc. The days of waiting for a table while sitting in the smoking section of the casino are over. No buffets: Yeah, I love a good buffet as much as the next game, but, well, it starts to pack on the pounds after a while, and usually they are upcharging those beasts and who knows what family’s little kid has come along and stuck their fingers in the mashed potatoes? I’ll take my own food any day. Donkeys! Yeah, there are always donkeys in the brick and mortars too, but with poker so easy to find nowadays, it seems the net is just overflowing with folks just bleeding to get their money into your bankroll. It’s a heyday. Make the most of it.